So after the open-heart operation, I need to visit the hospital clinic once in a while to check various things. Here is a recap of the conversation today I have with the doctor:

Doctor : (Look blank)
Me : (Smiling)
[ 30 seconds later ]
Doctor :
(Look blank) You look familiar, have we met before ?
[5 seconds later ]
Me : (Still smiling) Yes, I was here two weeks ago, you checked my previous reports … and asked me to do a blood test.
Doctor : (Still looking blank) But there is no record in the system.
[ 30 seconds later, after some punching to the system ]
Doctor :
(Smiling) Ah … I found your record …
Me : (Look blank and murmuring #$^&@#$)

3 Responses to “Clinic visit”
  1. hey Mic, very interesting. isn’t that typical?!

  2. Not sure whether it is typical … may be next time I shall break the ice first with

    “Hi Doctor, you look familiar, have we met before ?”

  3. my experience, ortho. re-consulation:
    Doctor: u still play soccer game?
    Me: y not? u hvn’t warn me that I shall not play…
    Doctor: if u wanna do it, go for it.
    [silence w/ 5 sec]
    Doctor: how come u can get approval from ur wife for playing soccer game?
    Me: if u approved, y not !!!
    Doctor: if I were yr wife, I won’t approve.
    Me: (laugh)

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